What is the saddest thing about geeks’ love for William Shatner?
1) Calling him “Bill” as though they hang out with him on a regular basis?
2) Thinking that nobody except them has discovered his singing career?
3) Not knowing if they like him genuinely or ironically, because they’re not quite sure what the correct answer is supposed to be?
He’ll always be the young Captain Kirk to them, though that isn’t saying much, because they all think of themselves as the young Captain Kirk as well, and geeks LOVE William Shatner.